Sunday, January 11, 2009

Chapter Six; Blech..

Hello, and welcome to another blog post with your favorite illogically sane person!

Dear [blank],

So, I'ma kinda, very pissed. Not only did my two of best friends start dating, but they're disgusting about it! Can't even go a full five minutes without hearing them suck face, it's awful!

The two of them making out sounds like their trying to deepthroat each other, honestly. I just wanna rip their lips off so I don't have to listen to it.

I mean, yeah sure, you're a couple, you wanna make out, but do you have to do it when your dumb asses invited people over? I don't think so! You're human, you're supposed to be able to control these urges, so there is no need for you to suck face like that when you have people over, not only is it rude, but it's disgusting! No one person on this planet that's in their right mind would want to listen to that crap, seriously, it's just.. Gah, all... puke-y.. D:


Okay.. I feel calmer.. I think.. Oh well..



And that is all for this.
So, thank you, and from yours truly,
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L i s h